List of Captains Curses

Captain Haddock's Curses
List created by Jesper Jühne (our former Webmaster).
Maintained by Irene Mar.
Contributions from Gustav Gullberg, Olivia Bloch, Matthew Vernon, Ishaan, and Som.
Last modified: 14 December 2004

Total count: 174

A
Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs! [12]

B
Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Beast! Belemnite! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering birdbrain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher! [33]

C
Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! [13]

D
Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter! [7]

E
Ectoplasms! Egoists! [2]

F
Fancy-dress Facist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fatfaces! Filibusters! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy! [7]

G
Gallows-fodder! Gang of Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherer! Gyroscope! [9]

H
Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon! [4]

I
Iconoclasts! [1]

J
Jellied eel! Jellyfish! [2]

K
Kleptomaniacs! [1]

L
Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Lubberscum! [3]

M
Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! Mister Mule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons! [12]

N
Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops! [3]

O
Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth! [3]

P
Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! [18]

R
Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! Roadhogs! [5]

S
Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkins! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine! [14]

T
Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes! [14]

V
Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture! [6]

W
Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice! [4]

Z
Zapotecs! [1]